my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 


sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse